So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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