david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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