So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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