So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
As shirtless as possible
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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