It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish you could order shots online.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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