Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize