Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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