How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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