Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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