Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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