My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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