My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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