i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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