dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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