Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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