i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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