Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I supernannyed him into submission
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