we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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