okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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