have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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