I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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