I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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