I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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