New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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