Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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