her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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