I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i need some magic done to my vagina
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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