Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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