The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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