Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize