Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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