goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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