NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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