well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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