The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
