i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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