I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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