I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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