Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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