Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My dick has a subreddit
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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