Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i think im in europe. pls send help
wow bdsm is so cute
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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