is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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