You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Shame is for Republicans.
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