Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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