this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My balls are so social today.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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