Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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