physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
