it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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