she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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