My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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