So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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