Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
