just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
This is my gift to your gina
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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