Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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