Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we're making bets on your personal life
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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