i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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