At least make sure they are 18
Why
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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