Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
