The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she was so not down for the gang bang
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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