this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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